Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Zen Gardner Emigrates to Planet X

The Daily Bread – Exclusive Julian Rose, Reporter Zen Gardner, the well known author of the Web site ‘Just Wondering’ has confided to a colleague, who does not wish to be named, that he is emigrating to Planet X so as to “gain a greater overview of Universal life.” Gardner, who has always felt somewhat restless on this planet, made the decision today, after consultations with friends and family. He will make the voyage by ‘Mindspeed’ the very latest in space teletransportation that has been developed by a small body of enthusiasts, including the renowned video artist Mr Peak Crackers. Crackers declined to say whether he would be accompanying Mr Gardner, but assured The Daily Bread that he would be with him ‘in spirit’ – if the corporeal element failed to lift-off. However, lift-off may not really be the issue, because according to Gardner “It’s not the conventional kind of take-off – you don’t need wings or rocket propulsion – just a gr8 blast and an x’ellent bottle of Chilean red”.



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