When they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side,
The first man prayed:
God, please give me
The strength to cross the river.
Poof!!!
God gave him big arms and strong legs…
And he was able to
Swim across in about 2 hours,
Having almost drowned twice!
After witnessing that,
The second man prayed:
‘God, please give me strength
And the tools to cross the river’
Poof!!!
God gave him a kayak and
Strong arms and strong legs…
And he was able to row across
The river in about an hour
After almost capsizing once!
Seeing what happened to the first two men,
The third man prayed:
‘God, please give me the strength, the tools,
And the intelligence to cross the river’
Poof!!!
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map,
Hiked one hundred yards upstream…
And walked across the bridge…
Guys, if at first you don’t succeed,
Do it the way your wife told you!
GO AHEAD,
SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH
AND TO
ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
~Steve~ H/T hujonwi
WND
Just when you think the sewage that is Washington, D.C., has choked out every single person of principle in that town … up pops a person of principle who is still very much with us and very much interested in making the world a better place.
Dan Bongino is one such person, and one with the highest access to our nation’s leaders. A former member of the New York Police Department, Bongino found himself between administrations with the Secret Service just as Obama took office. He then left the Service in 2011 to run for the U.S. Senate. This astounding tale is recounted in his new book, “Life Inside the Bubble.”
Specifically, Bongino worked for the elite Presidential Protective Division, which gave him a catbird seat for observing the world’s most powerful men.
Discover what Bongino saw with “Life Inside the Bubble” – autographed! –from WND Books!
In the Prologue, Bongino makes several fascinating observations: 1) Dedication to protecting the president at all costs trumps personal feelings about the man and 2) Although No. 1 is all important, it does matter what kind of character the president has.
Hear Bongino on this point: “Although I am certain that the strong character and unwavering dedication of the agents I worked with during my time with the Secret Service would never allow them to inject their personal or political beliefs into their job performance, it never hurts to believe in the man you are protecting. To believe in his leadership abilities and his policy prescriptions for a better tomorrow always serves as an added bonus.”
Reposted with permission
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