Yup, It’s War With Them Heathens! So I decided the best way to protect the United States, and all the people therein, is to declare war on China. Yep, I’ll buy only American made products. Grrr. That’ll fix them heathens. Of course, that means a few factories that make gimcracks for the Americans, you, know, gimcracks like radar systems for our fighter jets, solar panels for our homes, stuff like that, will go out of business. I Declare War On Them Chinese! And, the power of one man refusing to do business, a bunch of them Chinese slave workers will go hungry. And, the Chinese won’t make that indecent profit from selling gimcracks to the US.
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