Saturday, September 6, 2014

Urgent Alert: Epicenter Texas, possibly Phoenix

For those full of mockery and disbelief, statistics show that you are dead wrong. Of course, statistics don't show a 100% chance of me being right either, but the odds are greatly in my favor, so ignore at your own peril. This post is not to warn of the world coming to a close (yet), but there are many (not just one or two) BIG cataclysmic-level memes coming to a head, and the statistics show a likelihood of over 70% chance of occuring. Our special team has been put on emegency employment to scope out more details.



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