"Bronze Bull" Celebration at FEMA Camps

Wouldn't it be great that every silent but melancholy night, stationed at any Government Approved FEMA Camp, that they to entertain all their residents of a "Bronze Bull" making beautiful noises as the entire block of residents chow down on their ever so nutritious GMO foods given to them? What is "The Bronze Bull" some may ask? Well..... its a simple device where "They" (authoritive figures, in todays age) can take a dissident and throw them inside a statue of a bull, made out of bronze, hollow inside and underneath they light a small bonfire to heat the metal to an exhorbant temperature where the thug hardcore big manly guy inside the bull would start cooking within 1-2 hours....



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